THE BAND YOU WANTED TO JOIN IN HIGH SCHOOL

A valorous vanguard to the vanishing vestige of a once vivacious music scene now vacated and vouchsafed by the virulent vice of musical villainy, these veteran players, no victims of vanity, vociferously vow to end this vexation of sonic violation and to fulfill the vast, voracious appetites left vacant by the venal veneer of the vicious vicissitudes of fortune.  The band is the visage of the virtuous volition to vivify beloved music with vengeance and to vindicate the vehemently committed and the vigilant.  The verdict, then, is a vicarious visitation to this musical votive held to vanquish the vain and valueless with victorious veracity.